Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no [...]
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Two Musicians’ in a major symphonic orchestra were discussing who they thought the LEAST talented musician in the band was. One of them said; that’s easy. See that guy standing in the back? Well, we just put two sticks in his hands and we call him a Drummer. The other responded; well, if we take [...]
Chemistry is Complicated! 2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test! G1 : You Gotta Help Me! G2 : I can’t help during test! G1 : Please Dude, I’m gonna Fail G2 : Okay Be Quick, Ask Me? G1 : What’s Abbreviation For Nobelium? G2 : NO G1 : But You Said [...]
